Was expecting to see him fall on his ass, but make the shot anyway.

Regrettable, but understandable.

And it only gets worse as the first generation of participation trophy “winners” are now having kids. Kids enjoy the first one or two during T-ball and U6 soccer, but by second grade they know those things are grade a bullshit.

Go find this guy, break in to his house some night, and wake him up while holding a baseball bat above his head. Tell him you don’t quit on baseball now thanks to him. And then kill him.

I have long hair for a dude. The other day, I ate at a Chinese restaurant and had a little piece of food stuck between a couple of molars that was bothering the hell out of me and I had forgotten to grab a toothpick. I ran my fingers through my hair and pulled out a strand of hair and used it—successfully—as floss.

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

Unfortunately, now the NCAA is investigating Wilkins for giving a student athlete services at no charge.

+1 gander

Many Southerners are pleased to see a Christian keeping up the tradition of the holiday goose.

A shtick also known as the “Peyton Manning”

And meanwhile, Charles Barkley is slowly turning into Uncle Ruckus....

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

He and Ms. Pac Man have been fighting a lot too.

a charge which was brought against him after he allegedly spit on a nurse at the jail.

Sadly, that kind of subtlety has no place in today’s Deadspin. +1

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

http://images.memes.com/meme/246067

Holy shit this is the most hockey-fan-thing ever written.

The Blue Jays AND the Raptors got contracted?