Looks like you started it at 2:59.

I started getting SI a few months ago. I never ordered it, and it keeps coming every week. I wonder if it will ever stop.

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

You shouldn’t wagyu fingers when your beef be too soft. Not everyone is as tender as they are, so you should ground your beef or sit there stewing in anger. Instead, trim the fat and chuck the BS and sear towards future contests.

He ate a cherry before the game and was surprised they didn’t start the contest up 100-0.

Wow what a dunk!

I think we should start showing Bernie some love, I mean we should all wish him well and actually care for him. I say this because it’s evident that all of our ill-will and malice is sustaining his life, if we reverse this trend he may actually find rest.

No, it’s pay-per-view.

“Good god! That’s 2017's entrance music!”

Australian reefs. Sad.

Journalists being attacked by Dinosaurs?

I just had pizza.

I’m pretty sure Hillary Clinton really exists; that might be enough.

“Hillary Clinton and her associates are secretly running a pedophilia and child trafficking ring out of the basement of Comet Ping Pong, a pizza joint in Washington D.C.”

Can’t say I blame him- I’d want to live in an alternate reality, too, if I’d blown a 3-1 Finals lead.

Get the fuck out of here with your “the left”.

The Colts and Raiders play each other in three weeks. If the NFL had a sense of humor, they’d flex it into Sunday Night Football and bill it as Funter Bowl I.

King & McAfee better be careful. The last “fun punter” was unceremoniously booted and became a Kinja commentator. Sad!

He’s a thug.

“The Portland Hale Blazers are playing their only game of the year in Chicago.”