I think he’s an NHL goalie.

Goddammit, I’m embarrassed for this guy.

If he’s having difficulty with press events and shit, maybe he should ask Kimi for advice!

“BIG WEATHER WANTS YOU SCARED!”

An inch too short.

Can someone convince Skip Bayless to get hair plug treatments?

Hey Brooks, glad you could make it to Deadspin!

And now, I present to you a teaser from my new documentary The Inner Turmoil of Brooks Marlow.

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Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

I’ve seen this screencap a million times. How am I just now noticing the equally surly looking woman wrapped in the blanket to the right of Richardson?

The Packers, who are instead owned by many of them

To which terrible Jerry do you refer?

Well, let’s narrow it down. Sounds like something a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy would say. Which team is owned by a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy?

You don’t double up when you get a beer at a stadium?

Really Jalopnik...

Usually Cam’ron comes on right after Kanye’s gone.