My best story is someone else’s too! A guy I know was renting a house with a friend of his and having a lot of moderately wild parties. At one of them the local drug dealer turned up to, ah, peddle his wares. And stayed. For three months they shared a house with some random thug type they were scared to ask to move…

You’re good writer, Burneko, but can be pretty smug in your certitude, and because I’m an asshole, I wanted very badly to quickly read this, and try to poke a hole in your position.

Step 1: watch the NFL. There’s a game on tonight. Could be a fun one.

He’s on the new Matt LeBlanc sitcom “Man With A Plan” on CBS starting next month...

Watch out, Kevin Nealon!

UNDER?!? I would feel the same way going under a stopped train the same way I feel about sticking my hand in a jammed garbage disposal.

Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.

That joke feels about three decades out of date.

Sometimes a slow, laggy connection shows you the perfect moment captured as a still-frame

He is really Samoan ‘em down.

He’s in a hurry because the wife and kids are waiting in the car.

The only way this sequence could be improved is if there were more photos showing the Skins player lying on the ground with birds flying around their heads

I wish there was some version of Red Zone where I could watch the game I want, and then all the commercial breaks were just filled with Red Zone.

Naked Gun is the best non-sports sports movie.

As a resident, I’m confident the human makeup of this state is a social experiment. EVERY type of person lives here and there is no rhyme or reason as to where they’ll be.

Anthony Bourdain deserves better than this.

LOL, Right on.

But only at the minimum wage set by the state - that’s the part of HB2 that nobody mentions. I suspect, should the GOP retain majority after November, they’ll drop the anti-trans stuff but keep what they really care about: making sure the poors stay poor.

We haven’t been a real tobacco state since the settlement, Instead our leading export is homophobia and lucrative sports contests.

It’s extremely Brownsian that they can’t even be the best at losing