Drew does not look healthy in that last shot. Almost Bannonesque. And its only Wednesday when that was taken.

Broderick has a Portrait of Dorian Gray thing going on, only in his case, the portrait is his wife Sarah Jessica Parker.

You’d think he’d get along better with Jeets...

“What’s next for the Marlins?”

I can’t tell you what it is. But I can tell you what it isn’t. It isn’t one of them new fangled loaves, that’s for damn sure.

I liked 3 a lot, but it was still a big step down.

Oddly enough, it was Jeopardy’s sister show.

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Well now we’ve got to talk about Bill and Hillary

Federal Express to Flavortown is Guy Fieri’s nickname for a blowjob.

More like Mar-didn’t-tellusabouttheinjury, amirite?

Does this mean we finally get that Kazaam sequel we’ve all been waiting for?!

I was sure there was a catch, but the NFL assured me that there was indeed not a catch. So now I’m even more sure than ever.

He’s so tall, he can’t see the forest or the trees.

Glennon should have seen this benching coming.

It’s very disrespectful to baseball to see people enjoying themselves. I wish these players would read the unwritten rule book and act like professionals.

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

Are you sure it wasn’t John Lackey? I’d believe it from him.

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”