This is just a summarized version of of every Cubs fan.

The way Dino and lovebeast444 format their emails seems to indicate that they are in fact aliens. 

Cashews or/and Heath bar pieces. The End

I’m just glad I don’t have to see this cyborg’s attempts at another human smile.

#stivk2sportz

A Cheesy Gordita Crunch is just the leveled up version of a Double Decker.

This ain’t his first rodeo...

One word: Quiplash. It’s Cards Against Humanity but you actually make up the responses. Even my unoriginal/unfunny friends enjoy getting beat down in Quiplash.

The Twin Cities has twice as much live music, because there’s 2 cities (math). Plus, they have Juicy Lucy Burgers, which are way better than the name implies.

But, for the sake of internet arguing we take those top teams out, then the _____ conference isn’t really that good.

Also need the $9.99/month for Music Unlimited. Ha, take that Amazon, now I’m only paying you $228 a year instead of $99, Addiction broken.

The Sheepdogs “drop” a new album today. I know they’re Canadian, but they’re still good. They’re probably sorry too.

Damn you Drew, I thought you listened to good music, then you trick me with that Def Leppard video. I’ll probably get fired now because my boss will think I like their music.

10 min saved in a normal game sure, but it’ll save an hour and a half minimum in a Yankees-Red Sox game.

Bokeem Woodbine set an impossible standard for all future seasons.

Brady didn’t mentor him... so by the rule of Favres, Garoppolo is the next Aaron Rodgers.

Let’s Make USMNT Great Again! #MUSMNTGA

Yeah, because Summerfest is actually 11 days.

At least someone is asking the hard-hitting questions.

I’m pretty sure you’re just in a sauna.