That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

So they were cursed because they didn’t play on some ancient burial grounds?

NBA owners, fix your antiquated rules.

I went to a twitter feud the other night, and a hockey app broke out.

Dear Penthouse,

I mean Nick can correct me on this, but I am pretty sure the eyes of dead northern cardinals don’t transform into Xs 

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

Sorry, the list starts and ends with Senor Ding Dong.

You said a lot of things

You’re drunk at a random bar in Anywhere, USA. What’s the most interesting thing you find in the bar bathroom?

I’m mostly fine with this. I don’t watch/read ringer and if I saw a bunch of state farm stuff I’d ignore it. I’ve been with USAA for 2 decades now. I’m not changing.

When the baby talk ends and you realize you were just using it as a cute cover for your relationships real problems, you two will break up, or you’ll get married and the baby talk will get more and more sarcastic and undermining and she’ll leave you while you sleep because you were never really a man to her and she…

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

try to remove a deceased parent’s head one time and they label you brain damaged...unbelievable

They should take all that money and instead donate to a foundation that teaches people how to use there/their/they’re. 

Who died? HBO’s subscription revenues.

Also Sheldon became the go to stereotype for people on the Autistic Spectrum.

Futurama was both meta and celebrated in Nerd culture. It was hilarious and the stories were well-crafted that it didn’t require a laugh track.

“What made a sitcom about a bunch of nerds so immensely popular?”