I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

You don’t need to shit in Albert’s coffee anymore. Fall is here, so it’s likely Pumpkin Spice flavored. The job is done already.

Broxton could very well end up with a 25/25 season despite (deservingly!) being demoted to the minors at one point. In other words, he’s entertaining as hell but I have no idea whether or not he’s good.

He should have went with “sticks”, as his number is 11 and he clearly has a third one up his ass.

There’s next to no chance someone making 30K could possibly scrape together 1500 on short notice without outside assistance, you know that, right?

I heard a theory on sports talk this morning that the Ravens are putting up the trial balloon to get all the outrage from Dundalk and such out of the way and inoculate them should Flacco be hurt for more than a week and they actually need to, you know, go and sign him.

David’s girlfriend, right here.

Nobody has ever accused me of pulling any weapon on them

Thinking about baseball should have delayed the need to even have this party.

Less time for terrible Marchman takes is a good thing. His take on Fox News obviously being ‘kayfabe’ with all that’s currently happening with the country is really bad, but using a pot instead of a microwave to warmup non-liquid leftovers is basically antibiotic resistant gonorrhea.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

You’ve done such a great job that I can’t remember if Drew was in the movie or not.

Fuck lane splitters. This is awesome.

To be fair, this even extends to the players. They are also not allowed to wear a winning team’s gear on the field.