Skins gave the GM permission to go to the combine, only to take it back. Typical.

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

Matt Purke looks like he only plays baseball ironically. Sort of like he wants to go back to the minors because nobody’s heard of the team he was playing on.

I bet you call your kid a “pussy,” don’t you?

I bet you call your kid a “pussy,” don’t you?

We’re going to have to let you go, Norm.

Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a friend.

Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a friend.

I suggested Rob Manfred Is A Fucking Terrorist for the headline but Redford is his own man.

These people ultimately got what they deserved. Their significant others were going to be let down either way.

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Are you sure your ass didn’t get wider?

Did not need you for this lesson.

Blocked, banned, and reported

Incidentally, Speed 3 is also what the bus driver was on.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

Sounds like quite a St. Bonadventure.

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.