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A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

Photoshopped. Look how un-shredded his clothing is.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Peter Thiel Revealed To Be Secret Majority Owner Of New England Patriots

I’m not getting paid for these.

“Tell you what, men: we’re gonna surprise the Falcons by NOT covering Julio Jones.”

Jolie, I spilled sprite on my couch, but you weren’t here to help me so I had to throw it out. :/

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

He’ll receive two paychecks because he also drives the team bus.

MABA: Make America Bane Again

Are we talking Joe Flacco elite or Aaron Rodgers elite?

I think you misunderstood Trump. An “elite” is anyone who reads fucking nerd-ass books and talks about things in regards to nuance. If you’re a billionaire, who thinks the key to defeating ISIS is whipping out your schlonger and dipping bullets in pig’s blood, you’re not an “elite” your a common man American fucking

Funbag my ass. Your Trump prediction for a complete term is the opposite of fun.

the story is as good as winning the money,”

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

“I’ve never wasted a good egg.” -Philip Rivers

Dee being portrayed as an ostrich is the most inspired piece of television I’ve ever seen