Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

What if the hypothetical Boogie-to-Boston trade had been good? What if it had been bad?

“Challenge accepted”

Are you trying to activate sleeper agents with this post?

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

Jim Tomsula would shake his head at this story. There are at least fifteen ways he could have made it home without spending money or breaking the law.

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

Maybe I was wrong to express cynicism about major leaguers throwing their weight behind amateur opposition to the draft.

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

Drew’s neck gives him a decided advantage in headbutting range. Refs and opposing players, managers, etc. who decide to jaw with him will think they are arguing at a safe distance...then BANG.

Splinter is old and tired, a loser. Sad!

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.