What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.

It is odd that a soccer writer demands resolution of every plot.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

The Cubs are just setting themselves up for even greater heartbreak in either the NLCS or WS. I can’t wait!

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole

NFL Logic

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

“I don’t spend my free time watching the NFL, just clicking on, reading, and commenting on a sports blog’s articles about not watching the NFL.”

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

Forever and for always:

This May, he left $0 for his kids in a trust and accused them of trying to kill his wife...

but his character made him that six-tool guy

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

“What an amazing tribute.” - Dan Snyder