Nothing Elon says is Blue anymore. It’s all Red.

Or better yet: just cannibalize the non-moving stock for parts.

At this point, if Musk said the sky was blue, I’d look out a window before I’d believe him. So when he says he’ll “prioritize longtime shareholders,” you can safely assume he’ll squander it all on Twitter, the platform I refuse to refer to as ‘X’. 

then price those fuckers to move.  seriously.  sell them a price people are actually willing to pay

Christ, ew. That explains what I have been seeing lately as a trend here, less news and more "here's some information about Game X's class perks that we found on reddit and rewrote to post here" content. 

reminder that this website sucks:

Write up a guide for watching each episode. 

It’s hilarious to watch Elon and his cronies try to claim that Lemon was fired because “He’s greedy and wanted a free truck”. Dude, we saw the interview. Elon was visible congenial at the beginning of the interview, but got angry as soon as Lemon brought up Elon’s drug abuse and past remarks about DEI that could be…

How does someone get so famous with such an awful fucking sociopathic fake smile?

My god... I hate this guy’s face so much.

Can I pay someone to stop putting this guys face in the thumbnails? I no longer wish to look at dead things.

My God. A slide show filled with video clips. Could you have possibly put any less effort into this?

I think I took the same UO to SWG path as you. When I played UO there were magic weapons, but they were so rare that your only hope of getting a good one was to grind for tons of gold and buy them from one of the player-run shops that littered the world. I remember when you saved up enough gold you would eather talk…

It’s no longer about giving us quality games. It’s about turning console games into app games with in game purchases. Look, I’m not a competitive gamer. I don’t play Fortnite, Apex and COD players to prove I’m the best player. At that point it becomes a sport. I hate sports! I like to go on single player action/adventu…

Dude, yes. I’m 36 and also have fond memories of UO in the early days. Beyond what you said, online communities at the time were pretty rare/non-existant in the way we think about them today. So if a “secret” was discovered it wasn’t immediately everywhere the next day (or within a few hours). Most of the things I…

Vibes; the word you are looking for is vibes.

Come on.

If you can’t read between the lines of this story about a shitty celebrity coming into an unethically low-paying job and complaining about the location’s low sales numbers on his trash merch, then I’d argue that you’re more likely the person who’s never done retail work. That wouldn’t be fun for anyone but the largest…

Wayyyy too much credit was given to XIII. That was the only FF game which I got frustrated, quit, and threw the game away out of spite.