You are a saint.

See I had the opposite reaction...it alarmed me that it was only $45 because it claims to be made with real feathers.

one teen down, millions to go

Guys, I convinced my niece’s teen babysitter (white) to give up native american headdresses. It was difficult, and I had to put up with a lot of stupidity (“it’s reverse racist!!1!”) but I did it.

I’m honestly most offended by the fact that that thing is fucking $45. It is literally a band with some feathers glued onto it. My 4 year old niece could make something in craft class that looks less cheap.

I think my opinion about this issue is evolving somewhat, but I will say this look is gauche as fuck, regardless.

I’m always amazed at what people will buy if someone tells them it is fashionable.

i made the same headdress in 2nd grade with construction paper and 100% real feathers

Or was he a manifestation of the sins of man?

i don’t understand...... the whale in the video is literally moby dick

- I wear a diaper

Those are my titties circa 7th grade before I realized I needed to start wearing a bra.

I remember that commercial and I’m not old because Rihanna and I are the same age so in conclusion you’re not old either

human equivalent of cargo pants that zip away into shorts

This whole list was -_-

And I still dunno who she is but I’m now worried about her living habits. She’s going to get scurvy in her baby nursery apartment.

I remember that commercial. God. I’m old.

I’m sorry but all I could think of while reading this is that if I had the artistic skills, I would draw Trump’s toupee as a slice of pizza but then I realized that might make him look better.

“Keep calm and meet my new drop top Lexus!” - unoriginal and tacky nanny/protitute who I am starting to hate