Most recently, this month in fact, I fell asleep on the couch and woke to an elderly couple in my living room. He was perusing my bookcase, and she was bent over me, as if to examine me. It was quite disturbing!

oH MY GOD the kittens!! what the fuuuuuuuck, kid

Yes! Always go with your gut. If you’re wrong, apologize for it later, but if you have a bad feeling GTF outta there. That’s how you stay alive.

Arghghghghghgh that’s damn creepy!

Bell Witch!!!! I grew up in Kentucky, about three or so hours north of Adams. I did a paper on the Bell Witch in high school!! Still haven’t been to Adams, but my friend did and took some pics at the cave, got some orbs and shit.

A shiver just went down my spine. Oh my god.

A while back I watched The Nightmare, a documentary on sleep paralysis—they do reenactments of what the different people interviewed reported seeing. I had to watch it in three parts because it was terrifying. Sometimes I go to sleep worried that tonight’s the night I start experiencing sleep paralysis.

When my sister was a kid she would sleepwalk into my parents’ bedroom and just stand there. Motionless. At the side of their bed.

Hmm, maybe it’s context. My mom used to say it when there would be a gay couple on House Hunters or something

“It’s a bit much,” echoed his wife, Chrissy Nfinger.

I do love a paprikash

omg I need to go call my sister now

I really want an Amy Poehler toy otter

Love Headless Cupid! That’s how I learned to check for secret passages by measuring the outside of the house and the outside walls of every room

The Egypt Game remains one of my favorite ever childhood books—that and The Witches of Worm were my entry into spooky things! I remember The Witches of Worm legitimately terrifying me, but I loved it :)

Exactly what I was going to say. So great.

It would reallllly explain a few things, for sure

Sidebar—I was watching a documentary on Netflix the other day about the real stories behind some urban legends (Killer Legends, check it out) and they did a part about “clown panics” in a few places in the 80s and 90s—I guess it all comes back around?

I KNEW IT