of COURSE IT WILL FUCKING HAPPEN AGAIN.

Foster kittens. Murray and Fleury. We should have kept them...

Here’s approximately half of our pets:

This was my Marty. I miss him. He was a good ass boy.

They said he would sit in the box. He had other plans.

Okay, this woman is a flat out lunatic who apparently is aping what she thinks is groovy CEO behavior and not the kind of thing that should get you a 72 hour hold.

As a busty girl I am SO OVER women and gay dudes grabbing my tits. Your lack or either a dick or desire to fuck me does not make it OK to touch my breasts. And I seem like a bitch when I say so. I hate everyone.

“I never said anything remotely connected to fat shaming. I suggested eating fruit and berries in this conversation that never took place.”

I have the nasty suspicion that a high percentage of successful, self-made businesspeople are sociopaths. I also suspect that the drive to be famous - not to pursue professions like acting that sometimes lead to fame, but the desire for the fame part of it on its own - is something generally seen in people with a…

Hipster capitalists are almost adorable. 30 years from now, every company is going to make press releases like “Yo, we aren’t really doing healthcare coverage right now, but we treated all our employees to a mandatory ayahuasca retreat with Shaman Randall, so....”

Rhetorical question, but: why are businesspeoplewho market themselves as edgy, hip people (and among those are women who brand themselves as feminists and use that as a marketing ploy) also fucking crazy? Grabbing your subordinate’s breast? The fuck is this shit?

That’s because women are human beings just like men, and human beings can be awful and depraved. So-called benevolent sexism/paternalism at work in the thinking that women are like children or something and therefore not capable of even the horrible things that men are more frequently thought of doing because their…

I don’t expect deep, probing analyses of racial and romantic dynamics from the Bachelor franchise. I never have. However, I do applaud any forum that has the ability to bring the reality of interracial relationships to a large number of people (who are most likely predominately white). And I thought it was handled…

Despite being sympathetic to the real biological arguments and the horror-movie arguments against this, I remain a thousand percent in favor.

And imagine the teacup Woolly Mammoth’s they’ll genetically engineer to fit in your purse! I’m gonna get three of them and name ‘em muffy, fluffy and buffy.

You’re forgetting heart. Heart elephants are the best elephants.

I’m okay with making Ice Elephants so long as you also make Fire, Wind, Water, Stone, and Lightning Elephants.

YAAASSSS ELEPHANTS FOR COLD PLACES

Your condescending tone is fucking awesome, however.