Okay but furreal this is my entire life goal right here

i’m convinced celebrity magazines just make people up to fuck with me/make me feel like an old

The only way for Ben Affleck to prove he isn’t faking this snoozefest of a nanny scandal is to post a nude selfie on instagram of him NOT banging the nanny. Or Tom Brady.

There are always blind items about the Kardashian Klan being literally pimped out to Middle Eastern billionaires or something which I always mentally scoff at. But I don’t know. Kris Jenner is nasty.

I think dating in general is tough, no matter how one chooses to meet new people. I was married for a long time and then jumped back into a dating world that was so very different from what I had remembered.

i will, *for sure,* tell that story at the wedding.

i hope you find your wife while pooping

Rita Ora could make a claim on the Torah.

Weirdly enough, in my experience people are not even together enough to do THAT on Tinder! I keep getting guys who want to endlessly text - not sext, but boring things like “what did you do this weekend” or “I just saw this great thing on TV” - and never actually meet. I’m starting to think it’s all married guys who…

Tinder responds to “Tinder is the worst boyfriend” article by behaving exactly like the worst boyfriend.

K.

Cady’s anecdotal evidence*:

It’s like Tinder doesn’t even realize that no one took the Vanity Fair article seriously.

dude its the best use of Tinder

They probably expected that VF would make her . . .

Congrats, Tinder, you are now creepier and sadder than Old EHarmony Man.

what about people like me, who just use tinder for something to do while on the toilet

I mean I would say that those options are probably better than national TV regardless of your age, but yes.