I grew up in WV and had a surprisingly progressive “human sexuality” education in junior high (middle school for all you young’uns). Our teachers basically said “look, we know you’re eventually going to have sex, if you aren’t already. Let’s have a frank discussion.” One teacher actually let us submit questions…

Mine sounds like it was exactly like your school’s ‘sex-ed,’ only in Wisconsin. They brought in a doctor (who was the father of one of the students, by the way) to show us 7th graders a slideshow of STDs. On a big screen. One kid ran out because he had to throw up.

Ok. Cool. Panic over.

Is this a method of woo-ing?

Bingo! He’s very quick to call women names based on his assessment of their looks. But if she’s pretty? Uh oh, must be upset and on her period. Because that is what he meant. He just realized that it’s seriously offensive so he’s trying to backpedal.

Except it wasn’t a debate. At all.

“She’s such a loser menstruating woman for asking me a question about a glaring weakness that I have with slightly over half the population of the country!”

Savannah Guthrie is a fool. How do I know this? Because national treasure and noted Sufferer of No Fools Barbara Bush had this exchange with her this morning:

Come now, Jezebel...read between the lines. He clearly “cherishes” bimbos and meant it as a compliment. Jesus...why can’t women take compliments anymore?! Smile, Megyn!

I’m annoyed that Donald Trump is forcing me to defend Megyn Kelly, but here we are.

Being able to draw the largest amount of applause from a room full of uneducated bigots with an insult isn’t actually something a Presidential candidate should be proud of .

When he says “angry” and “blood coming out of her wherever” what he means is “a woman calmly disagreed with me based on facts and she’s too good-looking for me to insult her attractiveness.”

Can’t wait to see what kind of insults he’s going to tweet about Savannah Guthrie.

Hey, I just starred your comment. What are you doing later?

She got very angry because she couldn’t even finish the question

Trump is what the Republican party needs. He is what they deserve. I support Trump 2016 if only so that the Republicans may, finally, potentially, have to take a long hard look at themselves and ask "what the ever loving fuck?"

it “wasn’t meant to be much of an insult,”

After six months or so, Mr. Gregory made his big move: randomly “favoriting” her tweets.

Oh god please keep this story away from my fiancé’s drunk hopelessly single friend who thinks by FB stalking and “liking” every single post ladies make that they will want to fuck him .

When I randomly go through someone’s timeline favoriting their tweets I start feeling creepy after about 5 minutes and stop. I will not meet my true love this way.