they’re starting with the baby JV team to warm everyone up for the varsity.

yes good hello good job hello lady people

I am really curious if Donald Trump will hold it together. If he uses tonight to continue his screaming and ranting he will lose his followers. It is about who comes off looking presidential, not who can out shout the other. I wonder how Trump, also Christie for that matter, will perform. That said, I really want this…

Oh well, I don't have one of those. I shouldn't really be surprised they require one to partake in monopolistic aspects of capitalism in order to watch.

technically not wrong

Donald Trump just touched down in a 737 with TRUMP in giant gold letters on the side. IT’S ALL HAPPENING YOU GUYS

I read it as erection season

AGAIN, IT’S MY PARTY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

Can a girl get un-greyed finally so that she can have some emotional support for this diarrhea show

I see what you did there...

*sigh*

bobby 4 prez

His slogan.

I’ve also heard that the Obama admin has already posted their rebuttal to tonight’s debate:

Honestly, even putting myself fully in the mindset of the sportball fan that I can be, I have not a single fucking clue what “we don’t need your permission” is supposed to mean as a rallying cry...

Obligatory:

There were no women in the room. OR, no one listened to the one woman in the room.

I remember making out with my first serious girlfriend between the cars on the L in Chicago. Magic.

The best part is her leaning on the doors and right underneath is the Do Not Lean On The Doors sign.

If it had been just a couple of stops underground I’d be like “eh, whatever" but across the bridge? Fuck no.