Damn, I knew my idiosyncratic use of language would come back to haunt me.

In most jobs Mark’s search history on a work PC would be grounds for termination for violating company IT policies. For Mark it’s business as usual.

“I really hope no one takes a picture of us and uses it for a oddball internet news story about making beer with my semen. That would really suck. Oh and since i’m a horse....neigh”

I’ve never understood why so many people had/have the vapors over him.

I’m retching and laughing at the same time. It sounds terrible.

Anyone who thinks they are too good to try it should cum off their high horse.

Not as gross as when there’s a hanging chad :/

I said it as a joke when Emma Carmichael and I were out for drinks several months ago. Her eyes turned to hearts. We knew then that it had to be the name.

The next step is removing the bride price itself. Having to pay money to marry someone commodifies that person as much as the actual refund.

so: planeed parenthood - 1 shot. Mexicans - 3 shots. women hate - bye bye liver,

It’s awful. By the time the election rolls around it’s just like “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who cares.......that guy, that guy seems fine”. Everyone’s so exhausted they can’t even remember anything anymore. “Is Rick Santorum the one who is barely able to put his shoes on without help from his assistant, or is that Rick…

Yeah but they’re all going on TV! Tonight! To yell at each other!

It seems like it’s rapidly getting worse.

Dear America, Just a reminder that if your election lasts for four years, you need to see a doctor.

True story: I found Jezebel a looong time ago, and the coverage of the 2008 primary season was SO GOOD and it was one of the first things that made me interested in politics. And to think that I thought the 08 Republican primary was nuts...

I still can’t fathom the fact that election campaigns are this long in America.

As u may have guessed politics is kind of my main thing. I fucking love election season AND I live in Ohio. THAT’S HOW MUCH I LOVE.

This guy gets it.

I get it. I get what the name means. It’s a place to stick politics.