And the accent, I mean Steel Magnolias central casting. The only way it could have been more Southern is if she had ended the sentence with “bless your heart.” Stone cold.

my peak brad is thelma & louise brad through tyler durden brad

Don’t forget the one where Justin cheats on Jen with the nanny.

Thank you! I felt like I was the only one. Fight Club Brad Pitt was a long time ago. Plus, he has been making some really bad facial hair choices of late.

And she has had a very nice pregnancy figure for these past ten years.

i don’t disagree

For me, Brad Pitt has never ever been attractive. I’m sorry he just hasn’t done it for me. Although I can understand why he does for others.

longest gestational period in the animal kingdom

upgrade

i also say yes, but i feel like current Brad Pitt gets a boost from how hot young Brad Pitt was.

100% yes

That kid of Jennifer’s is going to pop out of her already walking, talking, and working on his or her master’s thesis.

What a drag it must be to be Jennifer Aniston’s friend. You pretty much have to go to her house every time she invites you over just in case this time it really is her secret wedding.

important follow up question: is current Justin Theroux hotter than current Brad Pitt

She’s been pregnant for so, so long. About ten years or so. I’m really impressed with her ability to deal with that.

yeah but is she pregnant tho. i’ve been waiting 10 years for confirmation

“It had TWO muppet-like characters”

So, um, in the pic of the cake, they weren’t kidding about those muppets... I figured they meant little fondant characters, not legit life-sized muppet heads/torsos! If that was really the top of her wedding cake I love her more than I already did.

But does she weigh the same as a duck?