She befouled the livestock!

Good, now Pensacola can focus on their other 99 problems.

Don’t want to be getting on a witch’s bad side.

Don’t forget, in the 1980s and through the 1990s, large portions of the country firmly believed that there were multiple Satanic cults that abused and sacrificed children on large scales.

Yeah, I’m super not here for the police going “we don’t know what’s going on, so we’ll just say some crazy shit and see what works” and trying to pass it off as an investigative style.

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT

Another “practicing pagan” named Cory

I’m not at all surprised by this, the FL panhandle is a weird place.* I’ll never forget a Rolling Stone article in which the wife of the lead singer of Against Me recalled being in a panhandle fast-food restaurant (they live in the area) and having some local call her a satanist because she was wearing all black.

I’m glad they spoke out. The police statement was pretty ridiculous.

I’m sorry.

If I understand correctly, they didn’t have a problem with it until the team made the championships. Suspicious, to say the least.

It also says it was new rule? WTF? How are we CREATING rules like this in 2015, not REMOVING them?

Thank you. Btw, have you ever gotten a snickers blizzard with chocolate soft-serve instead of vanilla? IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND, MAN.

Second, I’m curious how you think a team might actually go about trying to be more inclusive of female fans without offending them.

So she had been playing with the same team for five years, and no one made any noise about it until now? It sounds like some new guy on the ref squad had to show who was in charge and make a big scene. Do we know anything more about the dick official who disqualified the team?

“We have no problem with the girls sitting on the bench,” Whitley says. “We don’t care who sits on the bench with the teams, that goes for anybody … to sit on the bench.”

I wonder how long it’ll take pro-sports to realize the best way to optimize the gameday experience for women will be to just recognize that women typically love sports for the same reasons as men.

“We don’t care who sits on the bench with the teams, that goes for anybody … to sit on the bench.”

They could also do a “Get to know the players” section where you get to see which players have charges for violence against women

Their official statement is they will allow girls to sit on the bench? Like its some big favor they are giving?