This reminds me of a story my fiance told me about traveling in Italy. One day he was on a fairly busy road that came to a stand-still for hours. He said people opened their trunks and pulled out picnic baskets and wine and enjoyed the sunshine roadside. He’s an east coast kid so this absolutely shocked him. I…

They always say they’re “eating paleo”, but they never have a plate of bugs and tubers.

Marge: How are we going to get those hicks out of our house?

i hope you didn’t include the women in that adult count because we all know they can’t leave the house

my cat thinks it’s hilarious to knock my glasses on the floor and then I’m too blind to find them so I have to wake my husband up. That’s my (really boring) story.

I’m sure they’ll find this suggestion shocking, but maybe they could get jobs? By my count, there are 7 legal adults living in the home, and the youngest Duggar child is 5, an age when most children can start going to kindergarten.

Can we send them bootstraps?

They just forget to mention you can buy it with varying degrees of additives in any grocery store or make your own with minimal cooking skills.

well it’s not like they could have a public meth operation.

I assume the perps made a run for the border?

I’m pretty sure that’s the point. The the ancient secret from our hunter gatherer ancestors that will restore us to vibrant health, that kind of crap.

That was the first thing that crossed my mind too;

I THINK YOU MEAN ARTISANAL!

OH MY GOD! EVERYONE KNOWS THE BEST ASPARAGUS WATER IS HOMEMADE!

Water remembers.

Bone broth doesn’t exist. It is simply broth, or stock.

At least the employees won’t have to stalk the shelves with it anymore.

While we’re at it, can we drop this claim that “bone broth” is in any way a new or innovative product rather than something humans started making a few minutes after the discovery of boiling?

BUT HOW WILL I GET MY ASPARAGUS WATER NOW?!?!?

“Somewhere in L.A., Whole Foods executives are laughing at all of us.”