A lip sync battle.

Only one way to find out :(

Oh God, this is all so embarrassing. And, by “this”, I mean this whole Republican field. The desperation to show themselves as relatable, or whatever their vision of cool or interesting, makes me want to claw my eyes out.

if he was a real man he would do push-ups with his DICK

“It’s no cooking bacon on a machine gun, chainsawing the tax code in half, or smashing a cell phone with a blunt object, but it’s a solid stunt video in that it is both mildly impressive and definitive proof that the candidate is a desperate whore.”

So the debate on Thursday is actually going to be a sing off?

Seriously. Did they just google “Wiz + auditions” and then send an email to the first person that popped up? Do they know how casting works? Can they even Internet?!

Exactly.

She is cute as a button.

She linked to a post she wrote in May about how The Wiz was holding live auditions...maybe people saw that post and somehow interpreted it to mean that Clover was somehow involved in casting? That’s the best I could come up with...but it still makes no sense...

Are you me? Occasionally, I’ll be reading before bed on the couch and I’ll take them off because I’m tired and inevitably, the get lost in the couch cushions so the next morning is a comedy of errors as I work my way through two or three rooms trying to find them.

I know right? I had no idea she had such pull with NBC. Clover, if you’re reading this, I’ve got a great idea for a sitcom starring me. Now I don’t sing, dance or act, but that doesn’t seem to be major requirements for the NBC lineup. Call me!

LOLWUT?!?! Why were they asking you?!?! I don’t understand! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

She wants a piece of that Reality Star action. Just you wait.

Good things come in pink boxes.

You gave Ben a very pointed ass and his biceps are bigger than his entire waist.

I still don’t understand the nanny’s endgame here. I mean, I get that she’s raking it in right now, but this story will die and no one will hire her. I also can’t believe the money for all these leaks is that good that she could live off of it. I guess I’m saying I would have played the long game.

Don't be stupid In Touch. Blake couldn't have cheated with that other singer b/c she's not a nanny.

It isn’t enough time for monopoly. Maybe a game of Candyland or Chutes and Ladders.

Shelton claims Groves simply became “infatuated” with him.