I’ve had Mr. Splitfoot recommended to me by a friend recently! We may read it for our creepy girls book club--and I may add The Phantom Killer to my own recs for our book club!

Hmm, maybe Barbara is another Robert?

It’s like movie ratings:

“Don’t be over-dramatic”

HERE. FOR IT.

That is a v accurate descriptor for her

Oh man, definitely heard it from some teachers, too

Whenever I read “cool it, y’all” I heard my born and raised Kentucky mother’s voice in my head

So cuuuuute! They love each otherrrrrr

She’s kind of a jerk but I love her to bits! <3

this is Luna 5 years ago, when she was about 4 months old:

That’s how I got my Luna! There’s a whole pack of semi-feral kittehs that sometimes live in my parents’ shed—she was a kitten that got forgotten when mom and babies moved to the next spot. (I could hear the poor bebeh mewing from inside!)

ugh so majestic

If someone starts tickling me I immediately start kicking.

Anytime court

I am too--it’s like because you’re little they think it’s okay to pick you up like a child. Ugh.

YOU MUST.

Yep! There’s no way for them to preserve it as it is now. They’ve killed it.

no

Oh god noooooo.