Ugggggh that’s so shitty. “Come on, you bitch, can’t you take a joke? It’s a JOKE!”

Dudes picking women up is NOT OKAY. No no no. I don’t even want dudes I know to fucking do it.

I didn’t even know that it had happened, I was obliviously watching TV with my boyfriend in Brooklyn—it was my aunt who was the first to tell me about it, she lives in Kentucky and wanted to make sure I was okay. If I HAD known about it right after it happened, I doubt I would have done anything differently.

“What dis??? Dis friend???” *bites* “Friend??” *bites more* “Why friend not move?????” *yet more biting* “Friend???????”

27 years old and SAME.

u mean

http://www.theonion.com/article/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coff-29866

that’s the cutest picture of two dicks side by side I’ve ever seen

YES! That’s the hardest part of flea medicine day

I can’t help it, the kitties are so cute they practically beg to be kissed between their lil fuzzy ears

“fetching”

The fuck?? Noooo thank youuuuu

ALLIE NO

I looooove Denis O’Hare. He’s SO GREAT in AHS.

Spooooopy!

I think one of the things I like most about AHS is that along with the camp and the general weirdness it’s usually beautiful to watch on the screen—I think that’s something that would make me more likely to watch FS and Hotel.

I LOVE Practical Magic <3 <3 <3

Ahhh I did the same this summer! Loved the Mütter Museum. So cool.

I lovvvved Coven!! I love witchy stuff already, but it was just so fun.