That’s like the one thing he said that I agreed with. She should see a lot of guys! Explore things! I was very sheltered all through my adolescence and was mid-twenties before I lost my virginity—that was when I did my exploring, and it was what I needed.

It sounds real fish-y

It’s gotten to the point where nothing at all he does or has done surprises me anymore

SPURGEON. They could have come up with a better homage to dead theologians

SAME

I LOVE The Cat From Outer Space!! My mom had taped it one time when it was on TV and it was one of those I watched over and over as a kid. So many people think I’m nuts when I talk about it.

I love you.

My thoughts exactly

I forgot they were even doing this until I saw the poor reviews

One day I decided I was going to take up jogging, and not even halfway around the block I fell and scraped my knees

Almost put that, but when you’re doing the thing it’s not always in competition—what do you call it when you’re just doing the thing???

Sad fact of my immediate family, much to the chagrin of my dad’s brothers and their families—we are not sports people.

I forget how lil she is when she’s performing, she’s such a powerhouse! She’s so teeny and precious and I love her.

If La La came on the radio I would 100% rock out like it’s 2004

Why is that even worth commenting on?

I had this faux-leather cuff bracelet thing that I thought was the coolest thing I owned

it’s a gift

The only episode I remember is when she was going to be performing that song live and had to change the lyrics because they were *~unseemly~*

Ohhhh yes

I have a distinct memory of like seventh grade when a girl in the PE changing room asked why my jeans were so high (I was still wearing girls dept jeans, not juniors, so I didn’t have any low-rise)