10/10 would watch please

Nate go do your homework, you’re failing

This is heartbreaking. Fuck.

Totally on board. I also love presents, no matter how small, so you can literally buy me a bag of potato chips in a fun and different flavor when I’m not expecting it and I treat it like it’s the precious

I mean, me too, Chuck. Love. Her.

oh god oh god WHAT

Whaat, I would never do that!

Excepting my childhood birthday parties and the surprise party I got for 15, I think I’ve planned all my birthday parties?? If I don’t how will I know it will be good???

So did I until my friend saw him on Tinder last night (we live in NYC, so I assume it’s really him since he’s in town)

God, you’re just never satisfied, are you? <3

Megan Hampton is the hero we need. Stay strong, Megan!

:) no worries. I know I’ve been lucky, I’ve heard horror stories. And I think the horror stories coupled with the good experiences have given me a pretty good indicator of what to and what not to do, but we’ll see, hah. And thanks for the apology, unheard of in internet comment land. :D

Yep. Like, religion has done a lot of harm to society throughout history, but this is NOT one of those instances. Literally the least harmful aspect of organized religion.

THANK YOU. I agree that there are times when the automatic deferment to Christianity as the standard for such laws should definitely be challenged, but these guys always make me roll my eyes.

my people

And, like, I heard he was basically engaged to this other girl and was super into her but then I was like whatever bitch, he loves me now so suck it

JESUS this is such bullshit. Holy mother of shit.

“and then he killed himself with poison and then I stabbed myself”

I THOUGHT HE LOOKED VAGUELY FAMILIAR AS IF I HAD SEEN HIM FROM FAR AWAY

Actual scientists get a pass, as long as they’re talking about actual science!