Oh noooooo

Oh nooo

YES! This is the first one in what feels like a zillion years that I’m not mad about

thisthisthis

(this is a Kermit flail of frustration, not of joy)

My family’s dogs are TERRIFIED of my cat. They’re easily five times larger apiece.

omg it looks like kitty placed a gentle little kiss atop the mousie’s noggin

Bob no

QUESTION: if he were able to ban the sale of dildos, would there be a dildo-show loophole?

I have a friend from college who has a cat named Maeby (after Alia Shawkat’s Arrested Development character)

“What were you wearing?”

oh shit that’s perfect!

I mean I just lost the lottery again so if he could hook me up that would be great...

Yes! And then they had to work together to bury Picky-Picky and forgot all about it.

It’s The Purge, you guys! Go nuts!

I’ve never been able to—I also can’t burp on command, which apparently everyone can do

Not a line, but I think a lot about when Ramona and Beezus found Picky Picky dead and buried him before their mom and dad got home.

I’ve said this in many many posts, but sharing the books I loved as a child is one of the things I most look forward to doing when I have children someday.