Takes me back to the days of bandchicka07.

10/10 would watch

Quarterback for the Patriots, there was chatter semi-recently about the diet he and his wife (Giselle Bundchen) follow: no sugars, no dairy, no coffee, etc. A little insane for me to imagine, but hey, you do you.

ru Tom Brady

One time I was cuddling with my bf and cramping horribly and feeling like utter shit, and I asked him to rub my belly. I was surprised by how nice it was?

Oh god, I can imagine. I’m already a terrible lightweight, I can only imagine if I were in that situation. Which is why I will be changing very little (if any) about my lifestyle in the months leading up to my wedding

banned dairy, gluten, sugar, alcohol, coffee, and “pretty much any of my other favorite foods.”

He just wanted her to be able to make the smoothies she liked! Mannn, I need to watch that movie again. So so good.

She likes to take the “la la la I can’t hear you” approach to a political race

YEAH IT DOES *highfive*

When my mother said that toilet paper was an item on which to never skimp, I doubt this is what she had in mind

I hate people

ugh YES

YES. I’m patiently awaiting marriage so I can finally be gifted a KitchenAid stand mixer + dough hook attachment

I so hate that she had to go through this. Why. Is. It. So. Hard.

Makes me think of on Father of the Bride when the daughter is gifted a blender by her fiance for a wedding gift and she has a meltdown because she thinks it means he expects her to be the “little wife”

oof, still cringing though. I suffer severe secondhand embarrassment.

NOOOOOOO