It me

Reylander is the fifth person to be hurt in a toddler shooting in 2016.

No, but give her time

French onion dip + Ruffles potato chips = 4eva

YES

Ummm but they could

*vomits*

I like to think of it more as a cousin to the sandwich

DON’T MOVE YOU’LL STEP ON IT

I had a toy kitchenette in the backyard and I’d usually brew potions out of mud and leaves and rainwater

and/or political fanfiction

Ahhh we have a family friend I’ve known my whole life who pronounces Massachusetts like that! I’d say it’s a southern thing but she and Carly are the only people I’ve heard say it like that, and I grew up in Kentucky, sooo I have no idea

I use the Gmail Inbox app which seems to top out at 99 on the notification count, otherwise it would look exactly like that

One of these days I’ll have a really important project due and will clean out my inbox the night before with the project barely started

“You’re supposed to respect your husband! It doesn’t matter that he tried to have you killed, you made vows!!!!”

I use that system and it’s why I have 4,000 unread emails in my inbox

He likes to have them counting his money!!!!

Boxes of tampons should all come with spare underwear, because most often I end up having to buy a box while at work because it snuck up unexpectedly

My god, what the fuck?? I’m angry just imagining this. I’m so sorry your sis had to deal with this. As an older sis myself, I would be so pissed off if someone did that to my sister. And as a human being who doesn’t have to have any personal stake in this to be appalled, I am pissed off on her behalf.

those pursed lips speak volumes