Ooh, this is very helpful! Emailing to myself for later.

I just moved south of Prospect Park (right by it, actually, near Parade Grounds) and I need recs!!

We’re both learning—though my tendency to get hangry has sped up the process for both of us

I think we’d get along.

Western Kentucky!

I was born and raised in rural Kentucky, but I can safely say after living in NY and then having Sara Lee bagels at my parents’ house, I get it

My (native New Yorker Jewish) boyfriend calls the bagels my parents buy from the grocery store “circle bread”

TUBBS! My friend told me that when Tubbs comes not to refill the food until he leaves, because then he’ll leave a lot more fish

James Caan?

“Ehh, I’ll split the diff, they’ll know what I mean”

Should be “forget,” not “forgot.”

thanks

SAMMME, I can’t imagine my boobies ever looking like that, it’s tasteful and beautiful

Flipped through the video fully expecting to see titties bustin’ out all over

And of course, if you weren’t born there, and share the same last name as 3/4 of the people in town, you will be labelled as an outsider for the rest of goddamn eternity.

Do you have enough gas in the tank?

me tooooo :( I didn’t realize it was gone. I was so looking forward to reading it while I planned my actual wedding, in the next ~5 or so years.

MY LOVE

ohhh that sounds nice! like kitten school :D