Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

Oh, the Twelve Chairs is really good.
Good call.

Do you like Angelina Jolie?

Here’s a picture of john Voight’s nutsack!

Nah, man, don’t dip fighter. Dip rogue, you get the expertise, the bonus action dash or hide every turn, and if you stick to a short sword you can sneak attack.

“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa to you?”

Anyone remember Space Taxi for the C64?

Former JW here.

Let’s talk about voluntary slave labor, packaged as “service to god”, social isolation, packaged as “avoiding corruption”, and toxic micro-management of the flock’s every life choice including marriage partner, packaged as “without faith in the small things, there’s no faith in the large things”

It’s polite!

Quick somebody train the team to do the ginyu force poses!

I’d kill for a small size pickup, like the old ranger.

amderality

“He never wanted that, it was that sinful woman. He told her not to.”
   -Someone’s racist uncle, probably -

That’s cute. You think he’ll ever confess.

Of course, maybe, after the alzheimer’s takes control and if if the thorazine drip his handlers require in the home cuts out.

Oh, they’re probably real.
Sonderkommandos were real, too.

Is this Monte Grappa?

Everyone who is willing to apply should gain entry to the program. Like, if you think it’s a good idea, you’re in!
Also, no, you don’t get a helmet or oxygen tank, funding wasn’t enough after all the cool space tanks, so...

He’s my definitive Joker, period, any media.

This guy looks like he’s rich enough to be picky about which cadavers he eats.  

something something, Juggalos

Ethan Hawk is a goddamn national treasure, and he’s not getting his due.