Ghastly, isn’t it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition

Marsy McMarsface is a dumb name.
It’s obviously Rover McRoverson.

“Give me sugar. In water.”
“More.”
“More.” 

“Jesus”
Says it all.

http://www.hampsterdance.com/classics/originaldance.htm

Yeah, really takes me back.

Muggalos: juggalos who don’t think magnets are magic.

Yeah, my immediate reaction to title was to liken it to iCarly.

Yeah, this is textbook Dunning-Kruger effect.  But, because he’s grossly incompetent in just about everything, he thinks he’s an expert in just about everything.

*correction: the collapse of the species.

She found him non-sponge worthy.

Not THAT interesting. Here’s the cliff notes version:
Polite canadians wearing hazmat suits scoured the contryside for signs that something, anything, had survived.  Nothing had.

“I didn’t realize I was working with Lazy-Boy and... and, uh...” (trails off)

“See ya tomorrow Roy” (they leave)

“Lazy-boy and the recliner!” (defeated) “lazy-boy and the recliner, yeah”

“Wait — you have a Herkimer battle jitney? That’s the finest non-lethal military vehicle ever made!”

To this day, if something in the house needs to be disassembled, my wife will yell “JUNK IT!” at me.

Jurassic Park, but everytime someone says dinosaur it’s a smashcut of Smash Mouth’s “We’re no 1" but it’s faster.

Now I can’t even get out of the greys...

I hear you.
I was never, like, recognized or popular, but I knew roughly who was going to engage with me, and who wouldn’t.
I saw a wild Xanderpuss last week, and got excited.

Another one was “What if Logan fought Weapon X?”
It hinged on Logan having had one less beer the night the project X team came to kidnap him, and as a result was able to escape. The project still needed a subject, it went feral, and logan ended up fighting it to protect some innocents.
He wasn’t able to defeat it using…

Here you go.
Shitty photoshoop is ironically unintentional.

Who put Steve Buscemi eyes on Ethan Hawk?