I wonder when Randall Colburn realizes he is just a sorta undercooked and sloppy version of Sean O’Neal.

That bit with the fuel pump got me snickering.

So Tremors the video game? I’m in.

it’s always going to baffle me why guns and violence and outright gore are hunky-dory for the wider audience, but implied sex continues to be off-limits.

you wont get brutalized from me. warren continues to be a consistent disappointment.

I’ll get shit for it, but I’d rather vote for the old white guy who has remained more-or-less consistent in his left-wing views over a pretend, feel-good shallow veneer of progress disguising the same neoliberal, center-right bullshit.

Eh, are we pretending that’s a bad thing?

lol, good fucking riddance.  

Dumb & Dumber is to Bill & Ted what Gallagher is to George Carlin.

5 years later

“Why offer cheaper cars when we can just offer longer loans for more expensive cars?”

US consumers: haven’t had a meaningful raise in decades.

I look forward to the inevitable version where Han doesn’t fire at all and Greedo’s shot just ricochets around the cantina until it kills him.

Luckily most Star Wars fans are easy going chaps, and don’t mind a touch up here or there to established canon.

It’s never been “Han shot first,” goddammit.

Because no one wants to see the weak and powerless made fun of.

Fun fact: the “You know...morons.” bit was ad libbed by Wilder.

I’m kind of surprised you didn’t feature the “morons” speech Wilder gives Little. It basically is the conceit of the entire movie, right? And it’s among the best fucking scenes in movies.

“Our platform is so good, you don’t even need it.” - Google