If any organization knows what's hip with the kids these days, it's Forbes.

I'm not saying Beyonce is not important. But, you know, Oprah IS still alive.

I was just thinking the same thing. Get back to me when a woman of color starts singing country songs about how sexist and heteronormative the country world is and how difficult it is to break into the industry as a person of color and then well talk about innovation.

*shrug* I mean, c'mon, who doesn't want to be acquainted with Dan Akroyd. And as far as the cupcake comments, spot-fucking-on.

Your restraining order is in the mail. ;)

what gets me is that people say her husband "allowed" her to do it. Fuck that noise. It is a decision you should make together, and decide what is best for both of you. But to insinuate that the husband has to have the final say, that he "allows" it? Fuck. If my boyfriend said he "forbid it" for our kid to have my…

Both my kids have my last name but I am a sole parent

Anything made by Guy Fieri.

They make those. If you've never had chocolate-covered potato chips, WHY HAVE YOU NOT HAD THEM GO HAVE THEM RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD. They're incredible.

Some of her songs are fine but I wish she would just shut up.

The Abercrombie of nightclubs?

" And Kourtney is pregnant with French Montana's baby, 'cause why not try to include all three of the eldest Kardashians in this fabricated pregnancy pact. Cool. "

It only involves men and little men. AWFUL.

Peg Boggs, yaaaaasss. I want to take this knockoff Kardashian and put a red claw clip in her hair, take all her makeup off then go "now just a touch of lavender, let's give it a try here... Close enough! Mhmm!"

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

No song cooler than "Amish Paradise?" I don't know about that...

Libelous accounts like this must be why Drake wants no new friends.

In the words of Ru Paul, "Blend, Blend, Blend." That contouring is awful.

Okay, I immediately googled it.