And also order pizza at Subway because "it's like way healthier than regular pizza."

Just not be terrible in general. First it's snakes everywhere and now it's obnoxious bigotry.

If you're looking to Cosmo for sex tips, I'm pretty confident you're also the type of person that orders a Flatizza at Subway.

Can you just not, Florida? This is why you don't have friends.

That was interesting, but I ment the celebrity mean tweets segment.Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #5:

Evil Dj also makes a quick, uncredited cameo in Tropic Thunder. If you blink, you'll miss it.

Just put a lid on it and bring us the mean tweets, Kimmel.

I can't ever get past Evil Dj

Bruh, walk away from this one, before you go crazy.

I just came looking at that grilled cheese

I should have been more clear. I care, the only thing I want to make love to is a bowl of popcorn, so leave me be! Of course being on your period makes everything hormonal, but its like, I feel like a gutter rat and sex is all you care about? Leave Netflix and I alone.

"I'm on my period"

If Kimmiekakes just wore clothes that fit her, and laid off the spanx, her body wouldn't be pushing her skin out of places it shouldn't be spilling out of.

Its like a slightly more sophisticated version of Buzzfeed.

I feel like he would be an awesome neighbor.

I will accept it with pleasure.

Hey there, Benedict...you look amazing when you sleep, I can only imagine you're an incredible lover. Impregnate me. Please?

Hakkasan? Yes.

Dont be ridiculous, Slendy has standards.

Because no Kardashian is Komplete without their goop.