I disagree. I think they're the kind of people who are on the South Beach diet, do the Oprah Book Club thing and order Cosmopolitans at the bar, saying "It's my favorite drink and my Bible!"

That's what the ones I've met are like, anyway.

Yes, he was! Finally, one that I actually knew!

I think he was also The Cowboy in Romy&Michelle's High School Reunion

Hooooly shit. Great pull there.

I am similarly shocked. This is like when I found out that Chris Messina plays the dummy Fox Books employee in You've Got Mail who couldn't spell Streatfeild.

Uh who wasn't/isn't in love with Debby Harry??

A pedant should be able to spell "your"

Lol thank you for schooling me. I did not know the vagina was the tunnel to my cervix you condescending fuckwit.

It that's weird, I don't want to be normal.

it would be weird if you didn't

No

A good grilled cheese can, occasionally, be better than sex.

I feel you - toward the end - still messy but way less uncomfortable/icky.

PSA: Please do not engage with w33zy-b4by

Nah, doesn't bother me; we bone in the shower so there's less cleanup. Still, he doesn't even MENTION IT? I'm betting he didn't notice, or she's on some version of the pill that cuts that shit out altogether (and may be affecting her libido).

...

wow her period is only four days long. I'm so envious. Mine is anywhere from seven to eleven days long.

STOP IT. YOUR ELBOWS ARE GOING TO GET FAT.

Don't feel bad, Kim. Based on the state of my back, Kanye has been controlling /neglecting me, too.