Eye docs should show the eyeball equivalent of The Book of British Smiles.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

As someone who jumps when she sees A FUCKING SHADOW or like a piece of lint move, this would make me a hysterical sobbing mess. AND THEN THE SNAKE WOULD EAT ME. #slytherinconspiracy #voldemortiseverywhere

It's the circle of life. Weren't you listening?

One must be an illustrator to critique pictures, one must be an author to critique literature, one must be a musician to critique music, one must be an actor to critique cinema. One must be an artist to critique art.

How about having Scar singing "BE PREPAAAAAAAAARED!!!!" in the background while demonstrating self-defense techniques?

I get the message but the art is just so bad. She should hire a ghost-illustrator.

Ugh, it IS a circus. And such a beautiful little book.

Agreed. I love The Hunger Games series, but I can't imagine Mockingjay will function well as two movies. (Still, of course I'm going to see both. Damn you, producers!!!)

nope, next week she's pregnant and FAT

Hah, of course they have. It's such a weird favorite accusation by tabloids. I guess two celebrity babies is always better than one!

"Pregnant while Jennifer Aniston" needs to be an everyday phrase meaning something because it's awesome.

No way, just one girl? She's obviously going to be pregnant with TWINS, if not triplets.

just curious, not trying to bait you or be rude but why is her being a royal any different than a celeb?

Not to mention, if she had gained even the slightest amount of weight, the tabs would be vicious! Remember what they did to Fergie back in the day?

Yep, exactly. (Plus, she's probably not even pregnant.)

the Passages Malibu commercial mystifies me. It always comes on TBS in the middle of the day during Fresh Prince reruns. Is that their target audience, some still in their pajamas in the middle of the day watching 90s sitcom reruns and stuffing their face full of "natural" Cheetos? I get the feeling fancy rehab is…

Anyone else get legitimately disappointed when articles involving weird shit don't somehow wind up involving Florida?