What is the fascination with Amy Schumer lately? She just seems like an angry person to me, like Chelsea Handler.

*imagine if the little girl was doing the part from the movie where She flashes the tv - ! that'd be perfect...

I feel like someone needs to tell Miley that desperation is not sexy. I don't care if you are edgy and sexual on stage, look at some of Madonas earlier performances they were great because they came from some genuine form of expression. When I see Miley it just looks like a desperate person doing everything they can…

Hanna Montana will be right back after these messages...

Normally I'd say that this is another case of "If you don't have talent you can survive on shock value". Except that she does have some talent.

How did this happen?

She also simulates twerking. She has never actually performed it, however.

Pisces -Aries Cusp with moon in Virgo. I don't think I can have kids. Much love to anyone else that can do it.

Judge me, interwebs, for although I think the prediction of future through the stars is hogwash, I have found that many, many people I've encountered in my life have had strong personality characteristics of their respective zodiac signs. SO, THERE! MUCH PROOF! SO SCIENCE.

I've been living twenty miles south of Idaho for four years.

Look, I'm trying to move away from the whole periods are icky thing because I'm pretty much stuck with them, buuuuut I am just so disinterested in having any further contact with my tampons beyond flushing them straight down the toilet.

Jesus H. Macy, it's not Christmas. Can't people fucking wait to buy their kids this shit? Or you know, not buy their kids this shit at all? Since when do kids get all the crappy toys they want, whenever they want? This is madness: "So many of us have spent exorbitant amounts of money on Disney related products." WHY…

One thing I hate about all of Dove's Real Beauty campaigns is that they're focusing on what I think is the wrong problem. The fact that women don't find themselves beautiful is problematic only because beauty is seen as the only important thing a woman can be. There are tons of unattractive guys out there and while…

What I have learned from Dove commercials is not to trust doctor's offices or studios that are all white, elegant, and understated. All the sets have the same look.

No no..I get you. That cake line just really gets my goat.

Did she address the "Anna Mae" reference in JayZ's rap in Drunk in Love? I love Bey, but I had a hard time explaining that to my daughter.

Sorry but i won't be on the feminist train just because Beyonce say she is a feminist. I would hope there are better examples of feminist than her or any other female entertainers.

Yeah, it's so great because no one ever discussed sex-positivity before Beyoncé—Mrs. Carter—thought of it first. Truly she is the Messiah.

It's like he hired all the Delia's designers that ran that business into the ground and said "do classic! Do 1995! Do Donna Martin pre-graduation!"