Greg Kelly is the best thing that ever happened to The Soup, and I've been watching for 10ish years.

These magazines hate Jennifer Aniston like The Soup hates Greg Kelly.

I know they have called her anorexic before, but accusing her of being pregnant and having an eating disorder is beyond trashy, even for a trashy magazine.

Pregnant and Anorexic! They are really out doing themselves lately. I don't think they've ever accused someone of both. I'm sure next week she's just pregnant with a girl.

Dude has a summer share in Narnia, he's deep in that closet.

"We'll Kill You " is my favorite.

But it's not a 12 step program. It REALLY WORKS. And dude even says, he was an addict for 10 years, now he's not. NOW HES NOT.

Please tell me you've seen the whole Just 2 Guyz series. Steve gets ever more cuntier.

Bruh, you have obviously never seen the Passages Malibu commercial.

Russel Stovers doesn't have the map. Tell me again how easy your life is! The struggle is fucking real playing Russian Roulette with chok lit

Oh God....

He spends pretty much all his time with those other "Magcon" imbeciles. In hotels. Usually without shirts. Sometimes they shower together (not even kidding) You're not making a beliver out of me, kid.

I think she does a lot of animal rights stuff still.

Between staged photo ops around Calabasas and jet setting all over the world, how DO the nannies keep up? Working real hard there, Kimmiekakes.

That's fucking depressing.

Can't they report this to the department of labor? Or go straight to the police?

More like edging my last nerves.

Florida, this is why people don't like you.

You're absolutely right. There's little girls who lie to get out of trouble and little girls who have severe mental issues. This also applies to adults. It just seems like she is sticking with the Slender Man thing, so I'm leaning more to "I hope your parents get you the help you need before you actually succeed in…

I just don't get it. 6th and 8th were great! 8th grade on, we were all cool with eachother. Its like 7th grade was some time space vortex that brought out the worst in everyone. Anyone who teaches 7th grade anything deserves a medal. All teachers deserve more pay, but those 7th grade teachers....they need a bit more…