A macrobiotic diet won’t cure cancer, you nuts!

The health food movement is as old as eating. This isn’t hippie food, it’s just food.

I love Hunts. Also, Kroger brand is similar to Hunts. Heinz is boring and bland.

Proof of my math skills

EX-SQUEEZE ME??? BORING??? coming from the dude that voted for sweet potato fries????? yo what is even happening in this comments

This has been a weird ass week. I’ve gotten into several potato-based feuds on Kinja.

Strange rules to this game of hide the pickle.

Will this spell the end of his career as the voice of America’s out-of-control chest congestion?

Counterpoint: Fondue is awesome. I’m questioning your creds for having all these problems... I’ll do it at home, at a restaurant, wherever I can get my gooey cheese fix.

And here we all thought The Emoji Movie would be the bomb that ended his career.

Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Yes. They didn’t stop to think: Just because they could, doesn’t mean they should...take all my money.

This looks like the stupidest movie I’m going to see on opening night this year

Dammit. Just dammit. I was all prepared to be completely dismissive of this until they pulled out ‘Beyond the Sea’ and got a smile out of me.

Shut up, Meg!

Sucker! I’m talking to the future me, after I inevitably go and see this movie.

Hold my beer...

I find myself not caring about this Hari Kondabolu fellow all that much, so I guess that makes me considerably evil. Outside of his documentary, which piggybacks on The Simpsons brand, nobody has ever heard of this fellow. My feeling is that members of the writing staff and the shows’ producers, might very well…

There’s nary a mention of the humble waffle fry here, which is, in my mind, the antithesis of the steak fry. Whereas steak fries are improperly proportioned, as Kevin notes, waffle fries have a nice factor of soft potato fluff to crunchy potato crisp. And unlike shoestring fries, which do not hold various dips/sauces…

Steak fries suck and Kevin is right. I like my fries to be way more crispy goodness than potatoey softness.