Not eating pork, or bugs (except for locusts, bald locusts, crickets, and grasshoppers), or leaving the cheese off your burger is a “big hindrance”?

I’m with you. The Star Spangled Banner is one of only three patriot songs worth a shit (and the two others are overtly religious). The greatest of all being the Battle Hymn of the Republic, which is both the greatest patriotic song and the greatest hymn.

Holy shit! Tivo still exists in your timeline?!? Do you guys have still have Circuit City?

Giant American flags for some, miniature American flags for others.

Nope. I genuinely love watching people slowly lose their minds over a stray backyard chicken cruising down the street.

It’s not just delusions. There is a great (and deeply unsettling) NOVA on the infidelity of our memories. (It was on Netflix, I think.) We all know that memories are fallible, but I had never really appreciated just how fallible. I am pretty convinced that I, you, and everyone we know have memories—really honest to…

Thank you!  I love Nextdoor and I did not know this existed.

Ignorance of the boot is itself a bootable offense.

I love two smells more than all others: (1) the aroma of meat grilling, and (2) the smell of a fresh booting.

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Well, how can I possible compete with one second hand anecdote from [checks notes] Kristin Stewert?

Play straight roles? Is there some way of becoming a “bankable star” by only portraying gay characters?

Go away!  Clickbaitin’!

Is it just me, or do Will Smith and Martin Lawrence seem way too old for this shit?

Those are not the only two possibilities.

The ridiculous part is that these allegations were investigated (by child abuse experts) when they were fresh and were determined to be unsubstantiated.  But now twenty-five years its somehow controversial to say “I believe the investigators’ conclusions.”  

Little bastard!

There is a nugget of truth to this, but I bet he still feels cordon bleu ever since he was fingered by #metoo.

I called it!

I find Nextdoor wonderfully entertaining. It’s nothing but weirdos, busybodies, and nosy neighbors. It’s actually really fun to read through once a week or so.