Once you’ve lost the furries, you’ve lost America.

I always hated the puppets, but I loved the shit out of the Picture Picture segments. The time when the visited the sneaker factory is probably still a top 10 TV moment. (I’m only half joking.)

Is it just me, or does a Captain Kangaroo bio pic seem so much more interesting now?  

Mr. Greenjeans used to bribe homeless people to fight each other.

LOL. I'm not so sure I agree 100% with your policework there, Lou.

That’s open to scholarly debate.  Are people really going to argue that the Constitution doesn’t guarantee the right of law abiding citizens to work in the neighborhood of their choosing and pursue gainful employment?  You might also want to read the Fifth and Fourteenth.  

Privileges and immunities clause...

That’s exactly what citizenship is: the ability to have a house and job of your choosing. This is what the Constitution guarantees.   

But who will remind them not to drink Budweiser?

I’m still going with Jimmy Hoffa.

But.  But.  But then you can brag about it on Facebook and everyone will know how brave and virtuous you are.

This is the correct take.

We begrudgingly agree with you.

This idea is bullshit. Bruce Willis’s voice is the baby’s internal dialog. When Travolta looks at a woman’s boobs and mutters “I know what you’re thinking” and then the baby says “Yeah: LUNCH!” the baby does not mouth the words. That’s what an internal dialog is.  

If you can’t afford to pay for something, like delivery, then you don’t buy it!!!

So it is a stealth game? Fun!

I hope this becomes an alternate reality game like one used to promote AI.  That was really fun.

It answered the “is Dustin lying about his girlfriend” question in the most hilarious, adorable, dorky, and satisfying way possible.  

“The green flasks appeared to resemble (at least the movie version) of plutonium...”

There is no question that he would be given U.S. citizenship. That was a weird observation. Maybe some of this season doesn’t make sense if you don’t remember the Cold War.