“My daughter’s completely healthy behavior makes me uncomfortable”

I can’t Handel your mix-up.

Fake news. Pang’s got Doritos, Fritos, and Pringles... Chicken n a Bisket in round six is inspired.  This isn’t close.

If my memory is correct, I think Nymphomaniac just becomes a movie about trout fishing.

Is Climax, Michigan on the way to Paradise?

I was saying “Boooooo-oowwmyballs.”

What is the advantage of sleeping on the roof instead of inside the car?

He's a dick wolf in dick sheep's clothing.

And it there are two shows that need a reboot, they are The Mist and the New Adventures of Old Christine.

We were really into numerology back in the 90s.  This was before every band was named by Mutual of Omaha and were contractually required to contain a wildlife reference to deer, bears, rabbits and other critters.

I loved the series without all the well-it-had-its-problems equivocation. This series was not really about Armageddon or the Anti-Christ. There is a reason the final showdown was anti-climatic and the Adam was underdeveloped. The show wasn’t really about that. Those elements were just the backdrop for a really sweet…

In an ironic twist, Netflix released a reality show that I find morally appalling because it seems to cut too close Black Mirror. (I say “seems” because I can’t even push play to watch.) It’s called “Jailbirds” and as best I can tell its just a reality show inside a prison. We are treating captive humans (yeah, yeah,…

And the only rapper from Canada was Snow. Licky-boom-boom-down.

I have a sudden urge to play tabletop Space Invaders.

311 was an INSIDE JOB.

Lots to unpack here, but it’s 2019 and it’s no longer really an insult to accuse a man of blowing or butt fucking another man.

Or just say it would interact with your herpes meds and let ‘em wonder if you were only joking.

There is no internet culture. There’s a worldwide electronic data network that is infested with a collection of misfits, bigots, idiots, overgrown children, slime, criminals, cowards, bullies, and jackasses.

Maybe I have forgotten a lot of the finer points about season one...but slut shaming? I only recall shame for a one very specific slutty act that was unquestionably shameful.

That’s really saying something....