I was the best sketch I had seen in a while...until I saw the sketch about the horse stable.

I’m a cubano truther. They are always disappointing. Pulled pork is awesome. Ham is great. And yet the whole is always less than the sum of its parts.

Hotdogs are delicious.

Agreed. But I would go farther than that. It was aggressive, oppressive, transgressive, immunosuppressive, retrogressive, excessive, expressive, caresive, possessive, and impressive.

I lost it when the pageant audience started shouting obscenities at a baby.

Short answer “yes" with an “if.” Long answer “no” with a “but.”

As a contrarian, I must say that there is some reason that hot dog water is a stock.

“that will attempt to reduce plastic usage by prompting consumers to fill up their own reusable bottles”

Daniel Kaluuya’s character doing everything in the name of advancing the narrative, having no clear arc outside of “T’Challa says he will bring back Klaue and he didn’t - welp better betray him”. this is the most obvious example of an incredible actor (really, really incredible) getting underserved

The first thing I think of when I think of crack is Charlie Sheen.

It’s like we live in an age where someone can actively give you diabetes . . . as long as they don’t make light of junkies in the process.

Community supported agriculture?

I didn’t mean it that way. I mean why can’t we just enjoy GOT. This nonstop build up and cross promotion has become lame and exhausting.  

Hey look at the guy repeating that one thing Jon Stewert said a decade ago!

On a Friday during Lent?  Seems like bad timing.

Jeez...I am almost sick of GOT.  Why can’t we just have a fun show?  

I sure as fuck hope they get into the the love triangle with George The Animal Steele.

The dead give away was the part when he rubbed his dong on it. I mean come on, like we wouldn’t notice.

Ha. Like the moon landing, I remember exactly where I was when I first saw the shake weight commercial. I was in a crowded crapping airport bar, and I started laughing so uncontrollably hard (but also trying not to make a scene) that my eyes were watering. And, I kept looking around to see if any other travelers would…

“It really doesn’t make sense to me that Jimmy and Gretchen would have a child.”