Fingers crossed that PornHub gets Kanye to record a Starbucks dis track.
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....And then you would go back and kill Hitler. Right?
What’s up with his co-star wearing an overcoat during the entire interview? Is she running late for theater reservations or something?
Singing these parody versions and then singing the next line in the song makes me extremely uncomfortable.
I think he looks like he is going to file an emergency motion for Stormy Daniels.
I’m not saying he’s not a big cow. I’m saying he is not a cow period.
Look, I feel obligated to preface this by saying: I’m no Kid Rock fan. But still, I don’t want this to become a country where corny white rappers can’t fake a Senate run without getting dragged before the FEC.
Pro tip: if you just use more dressing you won’t even taste the e.coli.
I think the key to Cap’n Crunch is that it cuts lots of tiny fissures in the roof of your mouth and the sugar is absorbed directly into your blood stream.
Sort of off topic but... Oops All Berries was an inside job.
Just bring back the Gilbert Burger!
Is that a common stereotype or is it more of a racist deep cut? I guess I haven’t been exposed to that one.
But is cereal a soup? Get back in the lab and don’t come out until you have an answer!
“The music today isn’t spectacular, but it’s not Aqua-Chumbawumba-Hanson-Sugar-Ray-Spin-Doctors bad.”
Everything you say is wrong, but especially the parts when you describe an americano and then also that part when you say a hotdog is a sandwich.
Aren’t you just doing the _____, ______, and ____ thing that you cautioned about?
I find it comical that people are asking a bored hotel employee for permission to eat breakfast in their hotel room. Stay gold, Ponyboys!
Most hotels have a special form that you can complete if you would like to eat your breakfast in your room. There is also a separate form if you want to drink complementary coffee outside the designated drinking area (usually a 20 foot radius from the carafe—give or take).
“Yes, ____, ____ and ____ were awesome. There were exceptions, obviously. This is relatively speaking...”