I’m walking on air.

“What’s so Funny ‘Bout Peace Love and Understanding?”

We should just have the Pocket Knife Scouts and the Cookie Scouts and just be done with it.

Or maybe he becomes the caboose on a human centipede...

At least it’s not A.L.F. spaghetti breakfast.

“something resembling a sandwich”

The Globetrotters.

The right answer is Prince’s Batman soundtrack.

What part of herbivores and near herbivores can digest cellilose and true omnivores and carnivores can’t is so confusing? Humans cant in any meaningful manner.

Do you publish a newsletter?

This is so awesomely over-the-top. I love every single word of it.

“We are built like vegetable dominate omnivores.” 

“We are set up like animals that eat almost exclusively plants with the occasional lucky meat thrown in.”

IT’S ABOUT PROPER EMAIL ETIQUETTE IN JOURNALISM!!!

So are we equating a joke with “advocacy”?

Well. Maybe we should take him to public square and shoot him. I mean that is a consequence.

I had no idea they brought Burt’s back.  Thanks for the head up.  

Agreed. I think we need to embrace the idea that not all shows should be renewed for 8 seasons. The original office lasted only 12 episodes plus a Christmas special . . . .

I thought it was going to be Brenda.

Call me old fashioned, but in my day you had to legally change your last name to Love-That-Chicken-From-Popeyes if you wanted free grub.