Counterpoint: no it’s not.

This is not true.  Jackfruit is gross and terrible and basically just the worst and people need to stop tricking me into trying it.  “Hey!  That doesn’t look half-bad....”  But it is half to nine-tenths bad.  

Yishnu

What you are describing is something that is cooked “properly.”  Don’t be an apologist for the LIARS.

One of my grumpy petpeeves is the tired cliche of foodstuff described as baked/fried/boiled/poached/broiled/grilled/etc. “to perfection.” Skippy is baking PB&J dim sum “to perfection.” Really? This things are perfect?

Mother of pearl. EVERYONE can be unavailable for 5 to 10 minutes at a time. If an important call comes through, you do have the option of...wait for it...letting it go to voicemail. Excusing yourself in a couple minutes, checking the voicemail, and returning the call.

Coach Faratu?  What is doing some kind of a bit?

No doubt. Simon wants less privacy and easier libel lawsuits (he’s in agreement with Trump on that one at least).

Admit it: you have a Claire-Danes-In-Homeland style wall at home with yarn connecting all the links...

If you don’t like french fries: no one.  But if you like french fries every now and then, its McDonald’s all the way.

Yes. Also: all food from plants and animal is, technically speaking, “organic.” Shhhh...

They also secretly replaced my outrage with Folgers crystals.  So I got nothing.  Sorry.

Meh. It can be two things.

But aren’t you demanding that everyone listen to you right now and follow your command that we not listen to you?

Free Beer.

I don’t think anyone made fun of vegans. They made fun of vegan tacos.  Which, let’s all be honest, truly are an abomination.

Follow the money. BIG MELON finally got to them...

The problem with the Lost finale was not that it didn’t answer the big mysteries. The problem with the Lost finale was that it did answer the big mysteries and the answers were stupid.

In the contrary, anyone with any musical knowhow will tell you that Steely Dan rules.

So I took my kids to see the Teen Titans movie last month. It featured the greatest six pack ring joke of all time.  I don’t even want to spoil it: