When I was a kid, groceries typically carried 2-3 varieties of apples Red Delicious and/or Macintosh and Granny Smith. And they were all mealy and awful.

I have been sailing lone wolf because the match maker randos kept throwing me in the brig FOR NO REASON!

So, I’m assuming all the obnoxious “WArby’s” ads are a way too early April Fools joke? I refused to click on it to find out.

We do. We serve free breakfast in public schools as well. That’s not what this is about.

I’ve always interpreted the ending as the future-bots lying to David: it was a fantasy (the perfect day) before the future-bots put David out of his misery.

Hunt’s is the superior ketchup and it ain’t even close, people.

We have watch most of the episodes. It’s a great show to watch with kids.

Gremlins.

I’m not sure I agree with you 100% on your police work there, Jim.

This is right. Everyone should expect to pay for their meal. Or “you paid last time, let me pay this time.” But the check ninja game is fun, too. My wife and I end up playing a game will some of our friends and family where we try to sneak off to “use the restroom” and secretly pick up the tab, only to learn that…

Nah-nah-nah-nah Nah-nah-nah-nah Nah-nah-nah-nah Nah-nah-nah-nah Bat-boobs!

I saw an episode of Forensic Files about the salad bar attack so I had some vague understanding of these events. But...this is a hell of a story and great doc. (I’m 3 episode in.)

When Kinky Friedman ran for governor of Texas he used the slogan “How hard could it be?” He was being tongue-in-cheek for sure, but I still think he was more right than he was wrong. I would much rather have a smart, talented, newcomer than the typical utterly mediocre lifer who spent decades grinding away with brain…

Indiana is fascinating. I’ve always wondered why Indiana seemed so different from the rest of the Midwest and then I read this:

And a motorcycle versus an airplane race. Even as a kid, I had to suspend disbelief that it was even possible that a motorcycle could beat an airplane in a race.

I like to think that we just have a more European attitude towards teens having a drink their families. That’s what I like to think, but deep down I know that its because we are a bunch of drunks.

That’s literally the dumbest thing I’ve heard all day.

BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

I mean, is getting invited by random websites to make silly youtube videos really going “upward” ?

I don’t care if its the greatest beer in the world, I am never drinking a beer with a stupid name like that.